An Act of God by God (with David Javerbaum)

Author:God (with David Javerbaum)
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Simon & Schuster

GODLIB #2 (THE OLD TESTAMENT)

1 And (obscure boy’s name #1) lived (typical high temperature in August [F°]) years, and begat (obscure boy’s name #2) ;

2 And (obscure boy’s name #2) lived (your SAT Math score) years after he begat (character from The Scarlet Letter ) , and he died.

3 And (character from The Scarlet Letter ) lived (call number of favorite FM radio station) years, and begat (character from Children of the Corn) ;

4 And (character from Children of the Corn ) lived (call number of favorite AM radio station) years after he begat (name of son of insufferable hipster friend) , and he died.

5 And (name of son of insufferable hipster friend) lived (age at which it is no longer possible to produce viable sperm) years, and begat (anagram of an African capital) ;

6 And (anagram of an African capital) lived (winning numbers of last night’s Pick-3 drawing) years after he begat (name that if you had it you would kill yourself) , and he died.

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